Man-Caused Disasters
In Just a Thought, April 22nd, 2010
How much is man responsible for natural disasters?We’ve heard a lot about how man is responsible for global warming and the impending crisis cannot be averted without huge new taxes on American energy consumption.
We are learning even more about man caused natural disasters.
A leading Islamic cleric has told us that earthquakes are caused by promiscuous women. His theory? The only way to stop earthquakes is the immediate worldwide imposition of Sharia law forcing all women to dress in burqas and drop out of higher education.
And Al Gore has now concluded that the volcanic activity in Iceland and elsewhere is man caused. When we stopped sacrificing virgins to the volcano
gods, we angered them…resulting in volcanic eruptions.
Very soon the United Nations will publish a Noble prize winning report supporting these new theories on the role of human activity in causing natural disasters.
The next thing you know, exhaling carbon dioxide will be banned because it is a dangerous greenhouse gas.
